Welcome to The Crap Store!!!

carefully researched and produced

Take all the Crap and hassle out of finding that 'perfect' present for the one you love, hate, mildly dislike or just want to send a quality fun gift to.

From a place you can trust, UK made and Royal Mail tracked

(no long lead times, no short cuts, no inferior rubbish)

The Crap Store has proved to be a safe and trusted place to discover and buy products that are 'So Crap they're Cool'.


But TheCrapStore is more than just a storefront — it’s an innova­tive
destination, focused on bringing you top-quality products with a novelty twist.

A big part of enjoying our site
is is being part of the CRAP movement. We will be inviting suggestions for new products and slogans. across our socials and you can always contact us here with ideas, questions or custom requests.

With your help we can ensure that everything we offer is Crap Hot, Hand-Picked Crap or carries a Crap Message .

We want you to feel good about, laugh and enjoy life as much as you can.

Created for great Crap